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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    Yes it's back tonight. With Both Taylor and Barneveld going strong. This years tournament is much more exciting with "The Power" not running away with it. Can Barneveld actually win it. I don't think so, but the way things are going ....

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    Hey JP give this a bash http://www.matmi.com/games/darts.swf

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    Hey JP give this a bash http://www.matmi.com/games/darts.swf
    Kewl.

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    Darts is for fat blokes...fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sArA
    Darts is for fat blokes...fact.
    It's true, the lass is right. The Power lost a couple of stones and played pish (by his standard). Put the weight back on and went back to World Darts domination.

    Good observation sArA, I wasn't aware you were so up on the game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sArA
    Darts is for fat blokes...fact.
    Nu uhhh. They have to have precision muscular arms and train hard to hit that board from 8 feet away.

    There will also participate in the Pub Hexathlon, the ultimate test of endurance and strength.

    Darts
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    Arm wrestling
    Wisecrack
    Drink-You-Under-The-Table (also called Pub Crawl)
    Pork Scratchings Eating
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    The PDC is thinking about a big tournament in the USA, the American public is clamouring to see real players apparently.

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    Taylor Beats Mardle 8 - 2. Mardle is playing pish and has another game ce soir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by sArA
    Darts is for fat blokes...fact.
    Nu uhhh. They have to have precision muscular arms and train hard to hit that board from 8 feet away.

    There will also participate in the Pub Hexathlon, the ultimate test of endurance and strength.

    Darts
    Foosball
    Arm wrestling
    Wisecrack
    Drink-You-Under-The-Table (also called Pub Crawl)
    Pork Scratchings Eating
    They needn't bother with the arm-wrestling.

    In true American fashion, I won a local competition and declared myself world-champion.

    I'm now retired
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Nu uhhh. They have to have precision muscular arms and train hard to hit that board from 8 feet away.

    There will also participate in the Pub Hexathlon, the ultimate test of endurance and strength.

    Darts
    Foosball
    Arm wrestling
    Wisecrack
    Drink-You-Under-The-Table (also called Pub Crawl)
    Pork Scratchings Eating
    They needn't bother with the arm-wrestling.

    In true American fashion, I won a local competition and declared myself world-champion.

    I'm now retired

    Wasn't that agin a tax dodging poet tho'.

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