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Thread: A bit of a funny story of my afternoon off.

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    enoughfakefiles's Avatar Ad ministrator
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    I took the afternoon of work today and when for a game of golf because i had a bit of a hangover and needed to get some fresh air. The golf course i play on is owned by the council. So it full of people who takes thier dogs for walkies on there.

    I hit my second shot on the tenth hole and it went in a small stream in the bottom of the hill. I then went to retrieve my ball and climb up the bank, but when i put my hand on the bank my fingers went in some dogshit

    The moral of the story is it's a good job i had my golf glove on or it could have been worse

    I also had to throw my glove away. Fekin daaaaaaggggs

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    People should carry poop bags and collect their dog's crap. Fact

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    The thinks it's okay to let your dog shit somewhere and not pick up the crap because other people also leave their dog's shite on the ground. Fact
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    dog poo aids is a serious threat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    The thinks it's okay to let your dog shit somewhere and not pick up the crap because other people also leave their dog's shite on the ground. Fact
    That's the problem with today's youth. No social conscience.

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    i tell my dog to go in the long grass

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    Oh please skipping work with an overhang then golfing ? Oh I'm jealous .

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    We have on the spot fines, but the dogs never pay up.
    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

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    When ma dog decides to bleow-the-doo, I do one of the following:
    1. Drag his ass outta that person's yard leaving a racing stripe.
    2. Pick him up and let 'em go on tha curb.
    3. Stand in front of him and look at the clouds.
    4. Pick my dog up and run from the angry homeowner, dodging gunfire and canine droppings.
    Last edited by Wolfmight; 03-18-2006 at 06:48 PM.

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    Teaches you right for skipping work.

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