Owen calls for English appointment

[Mike Nelson]

So it was Alan Shearer sat next to three Vinnie Jones then.

With an army of three Vinnie Jones I could probably take over a small section of the UK. Like Saltash, the East End or Wales.

[Proper Bo]

I have taken Gateshead from the Conference North to League Two within three years. We are now consolidating our position in League Two (ie fighting a relegation battle).

Bet you couldn't do the same with the spartans