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    "Yeah, basically you can't drop the red sauce bottle on your way out of the cafe. You have to know that Cheese will be holding onto the yellow and brown bottle by then; and he is always ready to use them."

    Actual words spoken by my mate Al to a sixty(ish) year old woman. I only had the brown bottle, but I got him good.

    (Fuck you're innuendo)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Nelson
    "Yeah, basically you can't drop the red sauce bottle on your way out of the cafe. You have to know that Cheese will be holding onto the yellow and brown bottle by then; and he is always ready to use them."

    Actual words spoken by my mate Al to a sixty(ish) year old woman. I only had the brown bottle, but I got him good.

    (Fuck you're innuendo)
    Add to this your missus squirting half a bottle of Ol'red into a napkin and saving it until he'd run out of steam....

    I've still got the brown bottle btw.

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    i've done no crack tonight for the first time on a friday night for about 8 months

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    "Yeah, basically you can't drop the red sauce bottle on your way out of the cafe. You have to know that Cheese will be holding onto the yellow and brown bottle by then; and he is always ready to use them."

    Actual words spoken by my mate Al to a sixty(ish) year old woman. I only had the brown bottle, but I got him good.

    (Fuck you're innuendo)
    So Al got covered with your brown sauce while he was clutching a saucy red tube.

    Quality
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    He dropped the red sauce bottle on his foot on the way out of the cafe.

    It's an amatuer mistake. Something you'd expect from the USA team in a Sauce Fight Olympics World Championship Semi Final.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Nelson
    He dropped the red sauce bottle on his foot on the way out of the cafe.

    It's an amatuer mistake. Something you'd expect from the USA team in a Sauce Fight Olympics World Championship.

    Jeez, was that what he was telling K's mum?

    I'm posting the photos of you in the hat by the way.

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    did he mutter kiss me kiss me ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carcinus
    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Nelson
    He dropped the red sauce bottle on his foot on the way out of the cafe.

    It's an amatuer mistake. Something you'd expect from the USA team in a Sauce Fight Olympics World Championship.

    I'm posting the photos of you in the hat by the way.
    Don't post them in the hat, post them here. Or in another, far better plaice.

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