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Thread: Last Night, My Mate Pissed Himself in the Pub.

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    He was wearing grey combat trousery things too.





    We were doing that thing where whoever goes to the toilet the most, is gay with bad aids. We play lots of grown-up games like that.

    He didn't seem too bothered tho' - stayed out til about nine O'Clock
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker

    He didn't seem too bothered tho' - stayed out til about nine O'Clock
    Wow, you guys are like mental.

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    chavaids syndrome

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    I was out til I posted on here last night.

    Duno what time that was and I'm not checking because I posted a lot of gheyness and almost caught aids
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    You always do this big girly "ooh I was sooo drunk last night and talking t'pish". No-one else sees any difference, mate. Pished / sober you post the same way. Fact

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    /ban/lock/delete
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    /ban/lock/delete
    :earl:

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    I have a mate who does this all the time as well. s'ok he's 35

    Kinda like marking his territory

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    I used to have a mate who got pished and then fall asleep. Unfortunately he was a bit of a somnambulist.

    One night he got pished in the Burns Howf (Glasgow Pub) and fell asleep. He subsequently got up from the table and walked behind the bar. Then he got the wee fella out and started to pish in the sink.

    As luck would have it we were a rather large company (in numbers and size) so the potential problems with bouncers did not reach their natural conclusion. We did however leave shortly thereafter.

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    This is the first time, that I'm aware of, he's done it.

    I'm blaming MagicKnackers because he put the idea (of less toilet visits = manliness) in my mind on Friday.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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