Last Night, My Mate Pissed Himself in the Pub.

[JPaul]

This is the first time, that I'm aware of, he's done it.

I'm blaming MagicKnackers because he put the idea (of less toilet visits = manliness) in my mind on Friday.

Was it all the talk of adult nappies and so forth.

Phil was great. We actually fed him a slice of toast whilst he was drunk sleeping.

[DorisInsinuate]

I heard if you hold in the wee too much your wee wee hole doesn't work properly anymore.

[manker]

This is the first time, that I'm aware of, he's done it.

I'm blaming MagicKnackers because he put the idea (of less toilet visits = manliness) in my mind on Friday.

Was it all the talk of adult nappies and so forth.

Phil was great. We actually fed him a slice of toast whilst he was drunk sleeping.

:earl:

Where the feck did you get a slice of toast from! - and yeah, it was the talk of adult diapers. I'm in the early stages of procuring one of those for him to wear, outside of his trousers naturellement, on the stag-weekend that we're all attending next week.

When I say 'we're all', that's not to say us, in this conversation, I mean the people who were out for t'match in my local yesterday, btw.

[DanB]

This is the first time, that I'm aware of, he's done it.

I'm blaming MagicKnackers because he put the idea (of less toilet visits = manliness) in my mind on Friday.

Was it all the talk of adult nappies and so forth.

Phil was great. We actually fed him a slice of toast whilst he was drunk sleeping.

My friend that does the same is also called Phil

[JPaul]

Was it all the talk of adult nappies and so forth.

Phil was great. We actually fed him a slice of toast whilst he was drunk sleeping.

:earl:

Where the feck did you get a slice of toast from! - and yeah, it was the talk of adult diapers. I'm in the early stages of procuring one of those for him to wear, outside of his trousers naturellement, on the stag-weekend that we're all attending next week.

When I say 'we're all', that's not to say us, in this conversation, I mean the people who were out for t'match in my local yesterday, btw.

Please to be bearing in mind that Mrs manker will expect card / gift from manlet next Sunday.

My favourite Phil moment was drunkenly playing charades in his house. He was the charader (sp) and we had narrowed it down to "A Play", as follows:

Taming Of The (sounds Like) Shoe.

Took about another fun filled 15 mins to get that one. Phil "Nice but Dim" springs to mind.

[JPaul]

Was it all the talk of adult nappies and so forth.

Phil was great. We actually fed him a slice of toast whilst he was drunk sleeping.

My friend that does the same is also called Phil

Now that's just spooky, ladyboy.

[enoughfakefiles]

Those pants look familular

[sArA]

Aha....the old adage of....'erm...hello doctor, a mate of mine has this problem....'

[manker]

I see what you're insinuating.

However, the chap in the phoaties can't be me because if you look thro' all my posts, you'll find that I've said 'Guiness tastes like sick' on at least three occasions

[sArA]

I see what you're insinuating.

However, the chap in the phoaties can't be me because if you look thro' all my posts, you'll find that I've said 'Guiness tastes like sick' on at least three occasions

But after a few too many lagers........

Besides, effy is right, they look like your trousers which can only mean one thing if it really isn't you....you must have had a girly swapsie clothesie session before venturing out with matching handbags and glitter gel in your hair...