Last Night, My Mate Pissed Himself in the Pub.

[Guillaume]

However, the chap in the phoaties can't be me because if you look thro' all my posts, you'll find that I've said 'Guiness tastes like sick' on at least three occasions

Nope. Just once.

But that's enough to send you to Hell forever, heretic.

[manker]

I see what you're insinuating.

However, the chap in the phoaties can't be me because if you look thro' all my posts, you'll find that I've said 'Guiness tastes like sick' on at least three occasions

But after a few too many lagers........

Besides, effy is right, they look like your trousers which can only mean one thing if it really isn't you....you must have had a girly swapsie clothesie session before venturing out with matching handbags and glitter gel in your hair...

Are grey coloured trousers really that uncommon in infidel-land.

[sArA]

But after a few too many lagers........

Besides, effy is right, they look like your trousers which can only mean one thing if it really isn't you....you must have had a girly swapsie clothesie session before venturing out with matching handbags and glitter gel in your hair...

Are grey coloured trousers really that uncommon in infidel-land.

Its not that they are rare......its just that they looked the same as yours....therefore....my supposition stands...wee wee boy!

[brotherdoobie]

I often came home drunk and piss in the corner of my bedroom.
My wife hates me.

Peace bd