Maybe you can also use it for making tired, old jokes into something spectacularly funny.Originally Posted by Cheese
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Even just adding 'bitch' to the Google quotes of the day make them funny:
"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. Bitch!"
- Eddie Izzard
"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Bitch!"
- Abba Eban
"Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. Bitch!"
- James Magary
"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things. Bitch!"
- Unknown
"Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance. Bitch!"
- William Shakespeare
Wrong movie, but it seems to work with all comic characters.
It's hot in Topeka.
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