rough as a badgers arse

[Carcinus]

Thoroughly.

[JPaul]

Thoroughly.

Good on you.

You are to be congratulated on making the effort.

[Carcinus]

I think I upset a young lad who was pretending to be a ships broker or something and trying to impress us ladies with his prowess, and being a general arrogent cocktard. I think I may have cut him well and truly down to size. He may have even cried.

[JPaul]

Was the ship broker / prow thing deliberate or are you a comic savant.

[Carcinus]

:rainman:

[JPaul]

I was more thinking :pungirl:

[Carcinus]

I don't pung in real life or on the internet. I showered about an hour ago.

[JPaul]

I don't pung in real life or on the internet.

You don't use a sleigh.

Erm, thanks for that. I'll bear it in mind for the future.

[Carcinus]

I don't pung in real life or on the internet.

You don't use a one-horse sleigh.

Erm, thanks for that. I'll bear it in mind for the future.

Neither do I play an Indian hand drum on a regular basis, or at all in fact.


.Clever edit btw

[JPaul]

You don't use a one-horse sleigh.

Erm, thanks for that. I'll bear it in mind for the future.

Neither do I play an Indian hand drum on a regular basis, or at all in fact.


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No sleigh, no drum and you tried to get a job as a bingo caller. You were only kiding yourself there, mate.