The Worst Chat Up Lines!

**Buffalo** · 06-01-2003, 04:31 PM

What's the worst, lowest down right pathetic chat up line you've ever heard or used!

This applies to girls and boys!

"You smell nice! Did you run here"

"What's that smell? It's me! wanna wiff"

I have never used chat up lines 'cos I get them wrong! eg. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'cos you got a really big bruise on your face!

Jonno B)

**crazy_billy_bats** · 06-01-2003, 04:41 PM

all right sexy?

trust me, its the accent does it......

**Celerystalksme** · 06-01-2003, 04:44 PM

Ummm the lamest one i used was

Is your daddy a theif??...then how did he steal the sparkle from the stars and put them into your eyes??

and the funniest one i used was

Dont worry sweetie, beauty is only a lightswitch away

and the one i used to actually pick up was (I can't believe it worked)

Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again

...The best one said by a girl to me was...

I'll suck you so hard that you will have to pick the sheets outta your ass when im finished (that got my attention)...and there has been many more i used and girls have used on me (some that were really bad)

**2nd gen noob** · 06-01-2003, 04:44 PM

get your coat, you've pulled.

here's 10 pence (cents for the americans

) go call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.

are you tired cos you've been running through my mind all night.

my name is (insert name here). remember it cos you'll be screaming it later

Jayhawk · 06-01-2003, 05:38 PM

i thought this one was funny
seeing u does me good just dont mix it up and say doing u sees me good

**4play** · 06-01-2003, 05:42 PM

i may not be a barney rubble or fred flintstone but ill make your bedrock.

only ever been pissed enough to use it once and i only got laughed at

**Rat Faced** · 06-01-2003, 06:25 PM

Worst i saw work was:

As drunk stumbled against girl i work with on his way OUT of the pub.....

"Sorry, but i always faint in the presence of beauty....."

She immediately wrote her number down and give it to him.....

**TheDave** · 06-01-2003, 06:32 PM

the worst ive seen work was on new years eve/day

me and a freind were walking home and there was two girls sat on the pavement we just said hello and walked past then about 50 metres up the road we decided to turn back. my freind shouted to one of em 'get here bitch and gimme your number' and within 30 seconds he was getting off with her