maybe time to stop the practising and get yourself laid?Originally Posted by GepperRankins
maybe time to stop the practising and get yourself laid?Originally Posted by GepperRankins
last time i fuckoed this girl in the face and told her to suck my cawk, then i told her i was gonna pound her ass. then she slapped me.
She obviously hasn't seen much porn, and is therefore rubbish in bed. I bet she was surprised when at the moment of climax you whipped your old man out and squirted her in the face with it, too.![]()
she was even more suprised when i suggested a cream pie. she baked me a fucking cake.
she was even more suprised when i suggested a cream pie. she baked me a fucking cake.
Asking for a pearl necklace for her birthday present was probably a mistake too.![]()
i remember when she was looking through a holiday brochure and said she'd like to try water sports. so i pished on her face.
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