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    Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the
    other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine
    sat
    down in the aisle seat.

    After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his
    toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need
    to
    get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the
    aisle
    seat, I'll get it for you."

    As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe
    and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab
    said,
    "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

    Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the
    other
    Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine
    returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

    As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes
    and knew immediately what had happened.

    "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must
    this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This
    animosity?
    This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"



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    hehe good one
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    Niceeeeeeeeeeee

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