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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    Carcinus's Avatar Procrastinator
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    I can't believe that someone's texted the entire lyrics of those songs to their landlines. Then put backing music to it. That's just sad.

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    Things like that are why the internet is brilliant.

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    She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge
    She studied sculpture at St Martin's college
    That's where I....
    Caught her eye

    She told me that her Dad was loaded
    I said "In that case I'll have rum and coca-cola."
    She said "Fine,".....
    And then in thirty seconds time she said

    "I want to live like common people
    I want to do whatever common people do
    I want to sleep with common people
    I want to sleep with common people like you."

    Oh what else could I do?
    I said "I'll see what I can do."

    I took her to a supermarket
    I don't know why, but I had to start it somewhere
    So it started .... there
    I said "Pretend you've got no money."
    But she just laughed an said "Oh you're so funny."
    I said "Yeah?
    Well I can't see anyone else smiling in here

    Are you sure you want to live like common people
    You want to see whatever common people see
    You want to sleep with common people
    You want to sleep with common people like me?"

    But she didn't ... understand
    She just smiled and held my hand

    Rent a flat above a shop
    Cut your hair and get a job
    Smoke some fags and play some pool
    Pretend you never went to school
    But still you'll never get it right
    `cos when you're laid in bed at night
    Watching roaches climb the wall
    If you called your dad he could stop it all yeah

    You'll never live like common people
    You'll never do what ever common people do
    You'll never fail like common people
    You'll never watch your life slide out of view

    And then dance, and drink, and screw
    Because there's nothing else to do

    Sing along with the common people
    Sing along and it might just get you through
    Laugh along with the common people
    Laugh along even though they're laughing at you
    And the stupid things that you do
    Because you think that poor is cool.

    Like a dog lying in a corner
    They will bite you and never warn you
    Look out.

    They'll tear your insides out

    `cos everybody hates a tourist
    Especially one who thinks it's all such a laugh
    Yeah and the chip stain and grease will come out in the bath

    You will never understand
    How it feels to live your life
    With no meaning or control
    And with nowhere left to go
    You are amazed that they exist
    And they burn so bright whilst you can only wonder why.

    Rent a flat above a shop
    Cut your hair and get a job
    Smoke some fags and play some pool
    Pretend you never went to school
    But still you'll never get it right
    `cos when you're laid in bed at night
    Watching .... roaches climb the wall
    If you called your Dad he could stop it all, Yeah.

    Never live like common people
    Never do what common people do
    Never fail like common people
    Never watch your life .... slide out of view

    And then dance, and drink, .... and screw
    Because there's nothing else to do




    Except go on teh interweb

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    Dr, Who???

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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