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Thread: Would "Gorillas" ship today?

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    Would the DOS game "Gorillas" ship on today's XP/Vista, or would it be pulled?



    Possible group complaints:

    Animal cruelty (Gorillas are killing other gorillas!)
    Nudity (The gorillas could actually be wrestlers and are naked!)
    Violence (The gorillas are KILLING each other!)
    Homosexual agenda (Male gorillas throwing exploding bananas are phallic!)
    Anti-American (The gorillas use wind direction/volocity to blow up buildings with innocent people!)
    Racial (Both those gorillas are the same colour!)
    Religious (The sun is a God figure!)
    Promoting obesity (The kids should be playing outside!)
    Sexism (The gorillas are both male!)
    Liberal agenda (The gorillas represent business and are killing each other!)

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    I prefer the other gorillas thread.

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    I've still not figured out this poll thing.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Proper Bo's Avatar spmado BT Rep: +2
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    Quote Originally Posted by MagicNakor
    Anti-American (The gorillas use wind direction/volocity to blow up buildings with innocent people!)
    How the frig would that be anti-merkin?

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    Because of the terrorists.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagicNakor
    I've still not figured out this poll thing.

    No0b

    If you write you answers really quick no one notices.

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    Proper Bo's Avatar spmado BT Rep: +2
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    oooh, those pesky only-attack-america terrorists

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    I wrote the thread and the poll at the same time.

    And because Microsoft is an American company.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    Quote Originally Posted by MagicNakor
    I've still not figured out this poll thing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    oooh, those pesky only-attack-america terrorists
    Terrorists attacking a country that's not America! Preposterous!
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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