Countdown

**Barbarossa** · 04-04-2006, 10:59 AM

Had aids yesterday, so watched telly all day, including countdown, and (heaven help me!) Deal or No Deal

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Discuss.

**manker** · 04-04-2006, 11:03 AM

My housemates and I noticed the Suzie Dent Phenomenon (SDP) back in 1997 or something. A veritable highlight of a stoned afternoon, altho' William G. Steward pwned Countdown on his own

Quite clearly, the SDP pwns Carol.

Carol has been getting more fit with each passing year, I think it's the work of the devil and we should strip her naked and burn her like the witch she is.

**Mr. Mulder** · 04-04-2006, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by manker

My housemates and I noticed the Suzie Dent Phenomenon (SDP) back in 1997 or something. A veritable highlight of a stoned afternoon, altho' William G. Steward pwned Countdown on his own

Quite clearly, the SDP pwns Carol.

Carol has been getting more fit with each passing year, I think it's the work of the devil and we should strip her naked and bum her like the witch she is.

agreed.

**Barbarossa** · 04-04-2006, 11:06 AM

Interesting.

Also, the fact that Suzy Dent hasn't appeared to age since 1986 makes me think that we should strip her naked too.

Hmm, strip-countdown. Maybe it's something they could show on More4

**manker** · 04-04-2006, 11:09 AM

Thrice nightly Whitely kept her looking young with his prowess in bed.

Carol, however, is a blatant witch.

Strip them both naked, JUST IN CASE.

**Cheese** · 04-04-2006, 11:19 AM

Noel Edmonds hasn't seemed to age either.

**Barbarossa** · 04-04-2006, 11:21 AM

I'd rather we didn't strip him naked though if it's all the same with you. Can we just go straight to the burning?

And anyway, we only have two ducking stools and they're best suited for the ladies' frames.