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Thread: Too Much Tequila

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's
    filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be a thousand dollars
    in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the jar?" "Well, you
    pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and the keys to a
    brand new 500 SL MBZ."

    The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three tests?"
    "Pay first, those are the rules," says the bartender. So the man gives him the
    $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

    OK," the bartender says. Here's what you need to do:

    First - You have to drink that entire liter of pepper tequila, the whole thing,
    all at once ... and you can't make a face while doing it.

    Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to
    remove the tooth with your bare hands.

    Third. There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during
    intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her."

    The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it!
    You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other
    "Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."

    As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks, "Where
    ez zat tequila?" He grabs the liter with both hands and downs it with a big
    slurp. Tears stream down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he
    staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the people inside
    the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull
    barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then . . .silence. Just
    when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with
    his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body.

    "Now," he says. "where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    burlington, Ontario


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