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Thread: Winning on the Grand National.

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    I made a total profit of 4.50 on today's Grand National.

    What should I spend my winnings on?

    I'm thinking beer, but that's a transient pleasure. I feel I should invest in something more permenant with the loot.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    you should spend it on beer and chicks.

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    You will have something permenant if you keep the cans

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    A jazz mag

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    I spent twenty quid on bets on four horses. The one I put a tenner on (Cornish Rebel - on Crab-Girl's recommendation!) fell at the first, I put four quid on another and never heard its name, another I put a couple of quid on fell at the 20th fence or something and the one I put a fiver on because its name was a kinda like my Son's came in seventh.

    So, yeah, I lost it all
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I spent twenty quid on bets on four horses. The one I put a tenner on (Cornish Rebel - on Crab-Girl's recommendation!) fell at the first, I put four quid on another and never heard its name, another I put a couple of quid on fell at the 20th fence or something and the one I put a fiver on because its name was a kinda like my Son's came in seventh.

    So, yeah, I lost it all
    Rod

    There was no horse called manlet, or anything like it.

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    My boss text me while i was on the football match to put some money on a horse in the grand national

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I spent twenty quid on bets on four horses. The one I put a tenner on (Cornish Rebel - on Crab-Girl's recommendation!) fell at the first, I put four quid on another and never heard its name, another I put a couple of quid on fell at the 20th fence or something and the one I put a fiver on because its name was a kinda like my Son's came in seventh.

    So, yeah, I lost it all
    Meh. I wasn't stupid enough to put a whole tenner on Cornish Rebel, I only put a few pounds on it because I liked the name. I had a fiver on Jack High which was going well then fell over. Then a few quids on Hedgehunter on an each way, hence the enormous win.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    i lost 20 4 pound on mankers suggestion of cornish rebel, git.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spider_dude
    i lost 20 4 pound on mankers suggestion of cornish rebel, git.

    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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