How many 5 year-olds could you take out?

[Seedler]

Does beating a five year old up make you feel hard?

No, I don't jack off to 5 yr olds if that's what you mean

I think you're being a tad optimistic with 40. I'd say about 10 would be a struggle.

It would be quite funny to watch some Canadian get beaten up by a bunch of 5 year-old fatties though.

Nah, I'll like pick up one of the kid and start swinging him around. I'll use him as a weapon, so I stand with 40.

The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.

Is being a healthy American a discernable abnormality then?

I guess so, seeing that over like 2/3 of Americans are overweight, and 1/3 are like obese.

But no, when I said Americans I meant well-nourished, but not fat. None of those skinny African fuckers.

Zero. It's sick and cruel.

Ah your view hasn't changed from 1/2 a year ago. You said almost the same thing:

You're asking me to knock-out, unconscious, 5 year old boys and girls with the possibility of permanent injury or even death.

I want no part in that.

Sicko!

I half-watched a Jackie Chan film on BBC1 last night, so I'm feeling kinda tough.

Put me down for 45

45? What are you gonna do? Spam them to death?

[manker]

I half-watched a Jackie Chan film on BBC1 last night, so I'm feeling kinda tough.

Put me down for 45

45? What are you gonna do? Spam them to death?

No.

I'm going to use a roundhouse kick as a means of offence and a dragon-punch for close quarter combat.

If I'm in danger of getting overwhelmed at any point, I'll run up a wall and use my momentum to back-flip onto the menagerie of toddlers while spinning my torso to deliver a multiple hammer-like blows to the back of their little necks.

That ought to sort 'em

[Seedler]

45? What are you gonna do? Spam them to death?

No.

I'm going to use a roundhouse kick as a means of offence and a dragon-punch for close quarter combat.

If I'm in danger of getting overwhelmed at any point, I'll run up a wall and use my momentum to back-flip onto the menagerie of toddlers while spinning my torso to deliver a multiple hammer-like blows to the back of their little necks.

That ought to sort 'em

Too much Jackie Chen...

[DanB]

No, I don't jack off to 5 yr olds if that's what you mean

No what I meant was does it make you feel big and tough

[fkdup74]

No, I don't jack off to 5 yr olds if that's what you mean

No what I meant was does it make you feel big and tough

I think Seedler is deeply disturbed........

[IncurableChevy]

I watched a five year old take out his dad on the beach yesterday. One good headbutt to the bollocks as said dad tried to part him from a beachball that wasn't his saw dad reduced if not to unconscious then a state near to it. Or possibly just a wish to be unconscious.

So... put that one at the front of the queue with enough motive and I'm guessing you'd all be curled up in the fetal position begging for mercy within seconds...

[Seedler]

No what I meant was does it make you feel big and tough

I think Seedler is deeply disturbed........

...that was a joke. That's why I finished the sentence with a smilie and not a smilie.