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    Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
    "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.

    Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door, surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend.

    "I won 1st prize for Best Dried Arrangement!!"
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    One day, a fellow who just wanted to take a day off work called his boss.

    "I'm sick and won't be coming in today",

    His boss replied, "You don't sound sick",

    "I just boinked my Grandmother, is that sick enough?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by baccyman
    I just boinked my Grandmother, is that sick enough?
    That's sick.
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    but funny

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