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Thread: A Day in The Life of a Forum Star

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    08:00 Get up. Wash hands.
    08:15 Log on to FST. Post some numbers.
    08:20 Wash hands.
    08:30 Eat muesli. Wash bowl and spoon. Wash hands.
    08:45 Log on to FST. Post some more numbers.
    09:00 Wash hands.
    09:10 Rearrange DVD's into alphabetical order cross referenced by genre.
    10:00 Wash hands. Log on to FST. Post some more numbers.
    10:10 Send message to Admin to review board rules.
    10:20 Wash hands. Drink Caffeine-free drink.
    10:30 Walk 67 paces to bus-stop and catch 3rd bus that comes. (The first two have people in.. eeek!)
    11:00 Arrive at shops. Buy tinned food
    12:00 Arrive back home. Take shower, and wash hands.
    12:30 Log on to FST. Post some more numbers.
    12:40 Reply to an obscure post by a newb.
    13:00 Review sig and avatar sizes of all online people. PM those in breach by more than a pixel-width.
    15:00 Wash hands. Post some more numbers. Wash hands. Tell someone they're being childish.
    16:00 Send message to Admin asking why they haven't replied to previous message.
    16:05 Rearrange DVD's into genre order cross referenced alphabetically.
    17:00 Wash hands.
    18:00 Need to wash those hands again.
    19:00 Log on to FST. Post some more numbers. Complain about the lack of continuity in the numbers. Post some more numbers.
    20:00 Clean teeth wash hands get ready for bed wash hands.
    21:00 Go to bed.
    21:30 Get up, wash hands, log on to FST, post some more numbers, wash hands, review sig and avatar sizes of all online people, wash hands, go back to bed.
    22:30 Think about washing hands again.
    23:00 Sleep fitfully.

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    Any particular forum star?
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    :earl:

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    Proper Bo's Avatar spmado BT Rep: +2
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    :lawl:

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    enoughfakefiles's Avatar Ad ministrator
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    Another :earl: I'm afraid.

    That was spectacliar.

    If a bit harsh on an OCD victim.

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    inside joke. (maybe everyone got it?)
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    20:00 Clean teeth wash hands get ready for bed wash hands.
    Lemme rephrase it for those who don't get it:

    20:00 Clean teeth wash hands get ready for bed jack off wash hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfmight
    inside joke. (maybe everyone got it?)
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    20:00 Clean teeth wash hands get ready for bed wash hands.
    Lemme rephrase it for those who don't get it:

    20:00 Clean teeth wash hands get ready for bed jack off wash hands.
    No, sorry I didn't read it like that. Obviously I didn't get the "inside joke".

    I thought he was examining the repertitive and irrational nature of the disorder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfmight
    inside joke. (maybe everyone got it?)
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    20:00 Clean teeth wash hands get ready for bed wash hands.
    Lemme rephrase it for those who don't get it:

    20:00 Clean teeth wash hands get ready for bed jack off wash hands.
    That's not an inside joke, that's a bad interpretation.

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    the life of a forum star may seem inane to some, but on the inside it achieves ninja perfection.

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