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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

    Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
    in, but you can see right through them.

    Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
    takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
    reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
    but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

    A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often

    A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
    anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
    course, there's the hot air part.

    Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
    squeezable and retain water.

    A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
    hit on.

    A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
    lines to pick people up.

    An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
    weight shifts to the bottom.

    A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much
    over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have

    A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
    be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
    man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
    doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
    keeps trying!

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