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    > Artery ......................... The study of paintings

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    > Bacteria ....................... Back door to cafeteria

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    > Barium ......................... What doctors do when patients die

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    > Benign................ . ........ What you be, after you be eight

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    > Caesarian Section ..............A neighbourhood in Rome

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    > Catscan.................. . ...... Searching for Kitty

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    > Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her

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    > Colic.......................... A sheep dog

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    > Coma........................... A punctuation mark

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    > Dilate......................... To live long

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    > Enema.......................... Not a friend

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    > Fester......................... Quicker than someone else

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    > Fibula......................... A small lie

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    > Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known

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    > Labour Pain.....................Getting hurt at work

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    > Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane

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    > Morbid......................... A higher offer

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    > Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates

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    > Node........................... I knew it

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    > Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted

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    > Pelvis................... ...... Second cousin to Elvis

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    > Post Operative................. A letter Carrie R

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    > Recovery Room..................Place to do upholstery

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    > Rectum......................... Nearly killed him

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    > Secretion...................... Hiding something

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    > Seizure........................ Roman emperor

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    > Tablet......................... A small table

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    > Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport

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    > Tumour..........................One plus one more

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    > Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out

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    > 2xCondoms.... .. ..............To be sure, to be sure



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