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    How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
    Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.

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    A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.
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    A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window.
    After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, "Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch."

    "Listen love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my fare for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this train."

    He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and eating the shrimps. Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep.

    The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he was trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles.

    After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop that noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?"

    "It's got nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fare and I'll do what I want on this train."

    At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the window.

    The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord.

    The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined 200 for that!"

    To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when the police smell your fingers!"

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    hahahaha

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    I dont get it (shells one)

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    smelly fingers and smelly fan-y's

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    is this some kinda perverted british joke?

    why is the smelly hand funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baccyman
    smelly fingers and smelly fan-y's

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    Quote Originally Posted by james_bond_rulez
    is this some kinda perverted british joke?

    why is the smelly hand funny?
    she is going to tell the police that he raped her

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    the smell is different

    since the man never inserted his fingers in the woman, I fail to see how the police is gonna get the man for rape

    just doesn't make any sense.

    joke wise, not funny

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    depends how clean they keep themselves,

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