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    Easter eggs this year?

    And are you having an Easter meal?


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    Yeah, I got a few. No-one got any off me because Asda and Woolworths had run out of Easter eggs at 4pm yesterday.

    FFS.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I got two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Yeah, I got a few. No-one got any off me because Asda and Woolworths had run out of Easter eggs at 4pm yesterday.

    FFS.
    Why not give them the eggs you got today?
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    I got two from work, and a big Lindt rabbit from the Novotel in town for some reason.

    Spar was selling the same eggs you get in the supermarkets at two for a fiver, for 10.00. Someone said he felt like such a fuckface when neglectful parents came in to do some last minute shopping. I would have enjoyed their pain and accidently dropped their hollow chocolate eggs. I guess someone is much nicer than I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Yeah, I got a few. No-one got any off me because Asda and Woolworths had run out of Easter eggs at 4pm yesterday.

    FFS.
    Why not give them the eggs you got today?
    Because I want to eat them
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    i got a yorkie one and a kitkat one

    no easter dinner but do plan on cooking something l8r

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
    Why not give them the eggs you got today?
    Because I want to eat them

    You don't eat them, cawkfan. You leave them in the shiny foil, untouched and perfect so your loved ones, who have greedily scoffed their own confectionary, covet them intensely. It will make them unhappy for ages. :evil:

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    You got sent a big rabbit from a large faceless hotel chain and you dont know why. Thats bizarre, you should name the rabbit Harvey.

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    I ate way too many easter eggs, no meal because I'm the only one at my flat atm

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