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    A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
    "Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."

    The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?"

    The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'



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    My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
    We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

    Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baccyman
    diamond


    Woo...shiny.
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    Thanks for clearing up what a diamond is for us

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    Quote Originally Posted by maebach


    suckup.
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    3 x Asus 25.5" VW266H LCD [Eyefinity]

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