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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    The last time I got drunk in the pub, the people I was with and I had a great time and regaled each other with witty banter, drinking games and made up nicknames for the bar staff to do with darting legends and personal hygiene.

    The last time I was stoned, I fell asleep.
    You're getting old, manker. There was a time when you'd never have let this one slip.

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    You can't go to a busy pub stoned, it freaks you the fuck out. At least, it does me.

    You can work pissed but you can't work stoned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thewizeard
    what did you get stoned for...adultery?
    Good lawd, no.

    What god-forsaken hole do you think I hail from ... Texas?
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    4:20 is the time some students went on an adventure

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    The last time I got drunk in the pub, the people I was with and I had a great time and regaled each other with witty banter, drinking games and made up nicknames for the bar staff to do with darting legends and personal hygiene.

    The last time I was stoned, I fell asleep.
    You're getting old, manker. There was a time when you'd never have let this one slip.
    I fell asleep, stoned, when I went to visit Dan too - he posted phoaties at the old Moderation.

    True Story.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins
    4:20 is the time some students went on an adventure
    Loike getting out of bed, for instance

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    i got mega stoned and fell asleep with half a garlic bread in my mouth. then got kicked out


    good night

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I fell asleep, stoned, when I went to visit Dan too - he posted phoaties at the old Moderation.

    True Story.
    I know.

    I have them pinned to the walls of my personal wankpit.


    busy-edit FTW.
    Last edited by Guillaume; 04-21-2006 at 10:47 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I fell asleep, stoned, when I went to visit Dan too - he posted phoaties at the old Moderation.

    True Story.
    I know.

    I have them pinned to the walls of my personal wankpit.
    You lucky bar-steward.

    I have to share my salubrious wank-pit with a not inconsiderable number of like minded females.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  10. Lounge   -   #40
    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I fell asleep, stoned, when I went to visit Dan too - he posted phoaties at the old Moderation.

    True Story.
    I know.

    I have them pinned to the walls of my personal wankpit.


    busy-edit FTW.

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