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    Miss Green

    A young man goes to confession and says, "Father, it's been one month
    since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green every week
    for
    the last month."

    The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three
    Hail Mary's."

    Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it's been
    two
    months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice
    a
    week for the last two months."

    This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"

    "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.

    Very well," sighs the priest. "Go out and say ten Hail Mary's."

    At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his
    sermon,
    a gorgeous, tall, drop dead woman enters the sanctuary.

    All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle
    and
    sits down right in front of the priest ! Her dress is green and very
    short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.

    The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green
    shoes
    and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart.

    The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie
    Green?"

    The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, I
    think
    it's just the reflection off her shoes."

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