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    A woman had three virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a very short time span. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she had them promise to send a postcard from their honeymoon with a coded message just to know how their respective marital sex felt.
    The first daughter sent a card from Hawaii, two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafé".

    Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafé jar. It said: "Good till the last drop. "Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

    The middle daughter sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges".

    Mom now knew to go straight to her husbands' cigarettes. She read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. king-size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

    The youngest daughter was spending her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with a very shaky handwriting were the words "British Airways".

    Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad read: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways

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    Quote Originally Posted by baccyman
    Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways
    ROFLMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by baccyman
    both ways
    I dont get that

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    back and front

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    front?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maebach
    front?

    , the joke was funny too

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    ahh maebach...
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