Are you a Malphoy?

[dwightfry]

Definition: Malphoy - A person with geeky tendencies and knowledge, but is not neccesarily a geek.
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Okay, so if any of the following statements pertain to you, add the points to your score. Then submit your results to the poll.
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(2pnt) If you have Anime in your porn collection, you just might be a Malphoy

(1pnt) If you prefer Macs over PCs, you just might be a Malphoy

(1pnt) If you thought Episodes 1 and 2 were great and expect 3 to live up to the same standards, you just might be a Malphoy

(1pnt) If you own 2 paintball guns, but don't play the game, you just might be a Malphoy

(2pnt) If you own 2 paintball guns, and do play the game, you just might be a Malphoy

(1pnt) If you wonder how your friend can get by with a Pentium 2, you just might be a Malphoy

(3pnt) If you +5 virtual bonus to charisma means anything to you, you just might be a Malphoy

(1pnt) If the Cartoon Network is part of your daytime television, you just might be a Malphoy

(1pnt) If you can easily build a computer, you just might be a Malphoy

(1pnt) If you bring technology into a drinking game, you just might be a Malphoy (Movies and Television do not count)

(1pnt) If you know that a Star Destroyer could take out the Enterprise, you just might be a Malphoy

(3pnt) If you know that the Enterprise E could take out a Star Destroyer, you just might be a Malphoy

(1pnt) If you use 1337 on a regular bases, you just might be a Malphoy

(1pnt) If you realize that you could very well be part of the Matrix, you just might be a Malphoy

Subtract .5 point if you smoke
Subtract .5 points if you drink at least semi-regularly
Subtract 2 points if you do any other illegal drugs
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Now keep in mind, this is on an a personality basis. All because you don't have anime porn right at this moment, doesn't mean it doesn't fit your personality.

[manker]

5 Points.

Btw, the Enterprise would pwn any number of X-wings.

[dwightfry]

You just made me realize I forgot to add a statement about using Leet.

EDIT: okay, it's been added, and you got 6

[DanB]

(1pnt) If you thought Episodes 1 and 2 were great and expect 3 to live up to the same standards, you just might be a Malphoy

Star Wars?

wtf does it mean if you end up with minus numbers?

[dwightfry]

yep, Starwars

Negative results go in the 0-1 catagory. And if ya get 21, you obviously you fall under the 17-20 catagory.

[manker]

You just made me realize I forgot to add a statement about using Leet.

EDIT: okay, it's been added, and you got 6

I don't, do I. How did you know

[DanB]

yep, starwars

Negative numbers get rounded to zero

So I need to be a little more openminded and accepting?

[dwightfry]

yeah, I just threw this thing together this morning, don't take it too seriously.

Someday AI is going to start taking over. A Malphoy was the term my friends used for the 16yr old kid sitting at his computer saving the world. The definition quickly changed to the one I gave, and has been part of our vocabulary for a while now.

[DanB]

I dont see how at one end of a scale you can be a geek at the other end you need to be more openminded and more acceptable?

Surely the two go hand in hand as one?

[Guillaume]

(1pnt) If you know that a fleet of X-wings could take out the Enterprise, you just might be a Malphoy

(3pnt) If you know that the Enterprise could take out a fleet of X-wings, you just might be a Malphoy

Which Enterprise? NX01, NCC1701 A, B, C, D or E?

8.5, by the way.