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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    What am I supposed to put in my personal statement? I don't have any personal or inter-personal qualities :|

    :| > by the way.
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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Well, don't put that.

    Is this on your CV, perchance?

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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    Not right now, but I'll probably need it in the future, unless I decide to live my Amerkin dream.
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    Just apply for jobs that don't require you to have a personality.

    Like a telephone engineer, Newcastle centre forward or professional Canadian.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    Lol.
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    I found, through personal experience, that "I pwn at CS" isn't a good thing to put in your statement.

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    Put on it that you are a six-month old puppy. Everyone loves puppies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Just apply for jobs that don't require you to have a personality.

    Like a telephone engineer, Newcastle centre forward or professional Canadian.
    What's a "professional Canadian"? I wasn't aware one could achieve more than amateur status.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Just apply for jobs that don't require you to have a personality.

    Like a telephone engineer, Newcastle centre forward or professional Canadian.
    What's a "professional Canadian"? I wasn't aware one could achieve more than amateur status.
    It's what happens on a forum when your posts are so devoid of anything else, all that's left for anyone to comment upon is your nationality.

    BKA lolboy.

    To coin a phrase I've never understood; you're probably the exception that proves the rule
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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    tell them that you were president for a company that mass produced beer & chicks - they'd think you were so orsum if you did...

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