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Thread: Just got a parcel off manker (again)

  1. 04-29-2006, 12:29 PM #1
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    First of all, he ingeniously wrote "Cawk" before my surname, making it double barrelled and ghey.

    Turning it over i saw this on the back:


    In short, an apology from royal mail for damaging the parcel (it was inside a clear bag when I got it, the envelope itself was open).

    Inside:

    tabs


    jam


    honey


    another, slightly smaller, ghey paperclip


    ???


    5 pack of razors (2 missing)


    burberry womens perfume



    chewing gum (one opened)


    baccy tin (with two embassy tabs inside, both with burnt filters)


    ghey tea

    not pictured:
    green highlighter

    free tabsFTW

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  3. 04-29-2006, 12:31 PM Lounge   -   #2
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    Did he send you a "Teach Youself Photography" manual?


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  5. 04-29-2006, 12:35 PM Lounge   -   #3
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    rushed webcam photography: it's the future

    note: the postman didn't write cawk on the thing he put through the door yesterday saying he couldn't deliver it

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  7. 04-29-2006, 01:56 PM Lounge   -   #4
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    I would like to announce than on May 9th, I'm giving up smoking again. I think CrabGirl is too.

    I will have no need for my lighters anymore so I'm generously giving them away (I might keep one for starting fires ) - if anyone wants them, and my other smoking paraphenalia, apply here.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  9. 04-29-2006, 01:59 PM Lounge   -   #5
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    That's not how you spell "paraphernalia".

    Well it is how you spell it, but you're wrong.

    That's not the proper spelling of "paraphernalia".


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  11. 04-29-2006, 02:01 PM Lounge   -   #6
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    Damn.
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  13. 04-29-2006, 02:02 PM Lounge   -   #7
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    Darn.


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  15. 04-29-2006, 02:02 PM Lounge   -   #8
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    Golly gosh.
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  17. 04-29-2006, 02:03 PM Lounge   -   #9
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    Flippin' heck.


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  19. 04-29-2006, 02:06 PM Lounge   -   #10
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    Cripes and fiddlesticks!
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