last night at a movie theatre, this good looking blonde who was about 5'7 bumped into me. i told her to watch where she was going. she turned and put her left hand on her hip and just stared at me. then without warning she quickly flipped her fast right hand back to give me a hard slap on the left side of my face. i have never had a girl try to slap me before. i'm 5'5. i was surprised. what happened?
spmado
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busy?
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
I'm pretty sure that stare you received was her appraising the situation.Originally Posted by allen 29
After she'd done so, she decided that if you cut up rough, she could probably take you in a fist-fight - so she slapped you. That slap was a challenge to your masculinity.
I'm afraid you've now lost it forever.
What you should have done is laughed and offered her a Yorkie Bar that all men carry for such an occasion. When she reaches out for it, which you're holding in your left hand, you then schoolboy error her with the right and tell her that t'pots need doing.
You then turn to your mate (I'm presuming you weren't alone) and say someting like 'If the plucky cow wasn't such a minger, I might have bought her half a cider and black after t'film'.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Dexter's Apprentice.
Sage advice(noted for if something similar happens to me)I'm pretty sure that stare you received was her appraising the situation.
After she'd done so, she decided that if you cut up rough, she could probably take you in a fist-fight - so she slapped you. That slap was a challenge to your masculinity.
I'm afraid you've now lost it forever.
What you should have done is laughed and offered her a Yorkie Bar that all men carry for such an occasion. When she reaches out for it, which you're holding in your left hand, you then schoolboy error her with the right and tell her that t'pots need doing.
You then turn to your mate (I'm presuming you weren't alone) and say someting like 'If the plucky cow wasn't such a minger, I might have bought her half a cider and black after t'film'.
Mind if some good looking blond bird bumped me,I'd probably said thankyou
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
pepper your angus
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she was probably upset from not having enough dishes to wash.
spmado
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wise wordsI'm pretty sure that stare you received was her appraising the situation.
After she'd done so, she decided that if you cut up rough, she could probably take you in a fist-fight - so she slapped you. That slap was a challenge to your masculinity.
I'm afraid you've now lost it forever.
What you should have done is laughed and offered her a Yorkie Bar that all men carry for such an occasion. When she reaches out for it, which you're holding in your left hand, you then schoolboy error her with the right and tell her that t'pots need doing.
You then turn to your mate (I'm presuming you weren't alone) and say someting like 'If the plucky cow wasn't such a minger, I might have bought her half a cider and black after t'film'.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Kentish old lady
BT Rep: +8
Send me some Yorkie bars, please, I find that holding a 100€ note to draw her attention away from my hand is a bit too risky.
spmado
BT Rep: +2
but you still have to pay her, shirley?
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
knob jockey
pwned by a woman
what you need to do is drink more stella. woman can smell it from a mile off and they know not to go near a man who has been drinking stella.
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To say "watch where your going" is hostile
you made an accident into an attack
she could have said "sorry" when she "bumped" you but then she doesnt sound like the type.
no reason for slapping at all but from the perspective of all people when a woman slaps a man - he is wrong
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