You could have Shearer going to a third-world country (Sunderland, for instance) and coaching a youth team. He'd probably be so good at the coaching that his team would win the World Cup or something.Originally Posted by 4play
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You could have Shearer going to a third-world country (Sunderland, for instance) and coaching a youth team. He'd probably be so good at the coaching that his team would win the World Cup or something.
effendi
Alan Shearer = the Jon Tickle of Football
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
knob jockey
That could easily be a footballers doing community service program. All you need is the latest footballer to be sentenced for drink driving or beating up cab drivers. Get them followed around by a camera man showing them helping underprivelged kids in the scummy places of the uk (north of watford).
That would be reality tv at its finest.
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