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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up
    to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your
    memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type
    of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of
    danger involved.

    When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
    put into motion:

    Routine...

    1) The woman buys the food.

    2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
    dessert.

    3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
    with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
    who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand

    Here comes the important part:

    4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

    More routine....

    5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

    6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
    thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
    situation.

    Important again:

    7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

    More routine.....

    The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
    sauces and brings them to the table.

    9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

    And most important of all :

    10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

    11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
    seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
    some women....

    12) Man gets the football out the shed

    13) Man breaks a window as he tries to replicate Gazza'z goal from
    Euro 96

    14) Man drinks remaining beer and falls asleep on a sun lounger
    pissed

    15) Man wakes at 2am finding everyone has gone home and Woman has
    cleaned everything up There, I hope this will help you get the season off on the right
    foot.

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