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    I'm sorry to disappoint the melee but I'm actually talking about cigarettes.


    I've three ciggies left in the box and I won't be buying any more. I'll probably smoke one now and have a couple when I'm reading in the kitchen later - with a cuppa for extra specialness.



    I think CrabGirl is with me on this and two of the girls in my office are also giving up tomorrow, so I've got a bit of moral support. I decided against the hypnotherapy this time, since it didn't work last time.

    I'm going down the same route as sir Jeremy Clarkson and popping into the chemist tomorrow and getting some foul tasting, industrial strength, nicotine fortified, expensive as feck chewing gum.
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    he got a koenigsegg (sp?), not gum

    I've just finished me last marlboro.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Serious. He got the gum.

    I read it in his column in the Sun. So it must be true
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    It's not that difficult to give up, as long as you want to.

    Think of this, if you smoke manlet is twice as likely to also smoke. FACT.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Bollocks, got the edit watermark in the top post


    It was because I misspelled 'melee' and noticed a fraction after I hit the link to take me back to the lounge, if you were wondering.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I got something similar from the shop just before, but instead of chewing them, you smoke them.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    check the hawt new sig btw

    As long as I've got a face
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Serious. He got the gum.

    I read it in his column in the Sun. So it must be true
    The gum works.

    Eight years since I sucked on a fag.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
    It's not that difficult to give up, as long as you want to.

    Think of this, if you smoke manlet is twice as likely to also smoke. FACT.
    Yeah, that's why I'm doing it now - before he gets old enough to realise why it's always fucking freezing yet smelling of some gay air freshener in the kitchen.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    check the hawt new sig btw
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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