Originally Posted by Fromagepas
did you pretend to be from the sexual health clinic on t'phone?
spmado
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did you pretend to be from the sexual health clinic on t'phone?
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Frog Shoulder
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I shall not spoil Mr so called manker's rendition of events as he perceived them.
did you pretend to be from the sexual health clinic on t'phone?
Suffice it to say, your subsequent rodding of me was fuelled by my feeling of endebted to you and as such being more emo than had previously been thought possible.
The fact that you took advantage speaks volumes for your general view on humankind.
To think that this all began with the milk of human kindness. For shame.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
spmado
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:earl:
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
I've not thought about smoking since before I watched the footie but then I read the 'JP is harsher than a mofo' thread and Nikki was talking about blowing smoke in my ear.
Now I want one
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
spmado
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you want an ear?
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
Sacre Coeur!
It's quarter past eleven and this is the first time today that I've thought about having a cigarette.
Not gonna tho'
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
spmado
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I've quit* tabs.
*ran out of
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
I'm trying to hide the fact that I've given up smoking from the missus. Fuck knows why 'cos she doesn't smoke and will be really pleased. I just didn't tell her on Monday and since then for some unknown reason, I've been trying to hide my nicotine patch from her.
We're going out tonight so I guess she'll realise since I won't be smoking.
The thing is, she's probably seen the patch anyhow cos I don't wear 'owt to bed ... she's just not mentioned it. Plus I haven't been nipping out the patio for a ciggie. AND I'd already told her that I planned to give up this week.
Nicotine patches make you mental, FYI.
Still haven't smoked, btw.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Kentish old lady
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This gives you the perfect opporunity to do something really annoying that only teh females usually do.
Berating someone for lack of support over a trifle matter FTW.
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