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    A bride and groom were a bit giddy and a bit nervous as they climbed out of their car, complete with cans dragging the ground in back. They had both saved themselves for marriage and knew they would learn a lot in the next few hours. The groom picked up his bride, walked up to the hotel clerk and asked for a suite.
    "Bridal?" asked the clerk.

    The new bride flushed and said, "No, thanks. I'll hold his shoulders till I get the hang of it."



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    One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road-side. He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.
    "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

    "Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer.

    "But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!"

    "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.

    He turned to the other man and said: "You come with us, too."

    "But I have a wife and six children," the second man answered.

    "Bring them as well" replied the lawyer.

    They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says: "Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

    The lawyer replied: "Glad to do it. You'll love my place; the grass is almost a foot tall."

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    Hahahahahah

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    everyone loves to hate a lawyer,

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