JP's Harshity - all an interweb act, isn't it.

[Sextent]

He'd just beg for cigarettes.

I'd be mean and light one, and blow smoke in his ear.

If I PM you my number will you do me as well

[NikkiD]

I'd be mean and light one, and blow smoke in his ear.

If I PM you my number will you do me as well

Have you recently given up smoking as well then?

[Sextent]

If I PM you my number will you do me as well

Have you recently given up smoking as well then?

Not recently, but I still have some cravings.

[DanB]

ive spoke to manker and dave before and most of the time i have no idea what they are saying, the only one i understand is dan "innit" b.

That's cos I live near the Queen so I speak properly.


And no I don't mean Baz

[Spider_dude]

junno?

[missie]

i couldn't get zero off the phone to me ma a while ago, so i just let 'em blether at each other for ages. they were probably slagging me orf.

[Guillaume]

i couldn't get zero off the phone to me ma a while ago, so i just let 'em blether at each other for ages. they were probably slagging me orf.

He's still alive then?

[missie]

uh huh. at least he was larst week.

[Fromagepas]

ive spoke to manker and dave before and most of the time i have no idea what they are saying, the only one i understand is dan "innit" b.

That's cos I live near the Queen so I speak properly.

No Dan, you live "at Her Majesty's pleasure" that's not the same.

[manker]

Silly buggers

I am considered as quite the alpha male in these parts - and that's nowt to do with lack of competition.

these parts = your office.

You are Alpha male, over 4 hawt blonde burds, with big bewbs, who you pay.

Yeah but there are male clients in and out of my office all of the time. Of course, in strict accordance with my 'me me me' policy, I only take on hawt burd and ugly middle aged bloke clients.

However, I did mean the local pub, rather than the office (which is a given) - but I suspect everyone knew that and nodded their silent agreement :sage: