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    Chip Monk's Avatar Darth Monk Like.
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    Does your orifice have a male opening policy. Or is it just anybody who does the needful.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    I open everything with my name on it, the chapesses open everything else.

    I didnae get anything exciting today
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    No it was only posted today, due to a mixture of no DVDs and me being pished most of the weekend.

    Given I don't actually know your name, per se, the envelope doesn't have it marked on.

    OK, subsidiary question - Does the hawt blond burd with the big bewds have a decent sense of humour?
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    Did you fill the envelope with aids filled needles loiyke?

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    Did you fill the envelope with aids filled needles loiyke?
    That's just stupid, razor blade infected with hep c sellotaped to the inside of the envelope. So that if anyone tries to open it with their finger then it's slicey, bleedy time.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    I think a deep envelope filled with needles would be better, for when they reach inside loiyke.

    As long as I've got a face
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip Monk
    No it was only posted today, due to a mixture of no DVDs and me being pished most of the weekend.

    Given I don't actually know your name, per se, the envelope doesn't have it marked on.

    OK, subsidiary question - Does the hawt blond burd with the big bewds have a decent sense of humour?
    She could do, since you made her up. I don't got no blondes here.

    The one who will open the envelope doesn't really have the best sense of humour but she does have fantastic bewds.

    Why do you ask

    Edit: and why am I giving you this ammunition after you googled my office phone number
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    I think a deep envelope filled with needles would be better, for when they reach inside loiyke.
    The needles should be filled with liquid dog poo aswell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    I think a deep envelope filled with needles would be better, for when they reach inside loiyke.
    The needles should be filled with liquid dog poo aswell.
    How are you going to get a dog to poo into the container bit?

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    Don't be silly. You make the dog swallow the syringe, then wait for it to poo it out to be honest.

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