Does your orifice have a male opening policy. Or is it just anybody who does the needful.
Does your orifice have a male opening policy. Or is it just anybody who does the needful.
You do not need to see my I.D.
No it was only posted today, due to a mixture of no DVDs and me being pished most of the weekend.
Given I don't actually know your name, per se, the envelope doesn't have it marked on.
OK, subsidiary question - Does the hawt blond burd with the big bewds have a decent sense of humour?
You do not need to see my I.D.
Did you fill the envelope with aids filled needles loiyke?
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
That's just stupid, razor blade infected with hep c sellotaped to the inside of the envelope. So that if anyone tries to open it with their finger then it's slicey, bleedy time.Originally Posted by Proper Bo
You do not need to see my I.D.
I think a deep envelope filled with needles would be better, for when they reach inside loiyke.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
She could do, since you made her up. I don't got no blondes here.Originally Posted by Chip Monk
The one who will open the envelope doesn't really have the best sense of humour but she does have fantastic bewds.
Why do you ask
Edit: and why am I giving you this ammunition after you googled my office phone number
The needles should be filled with liquid dog poo aswell.Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Don't be silly. You make the dog swallow the syringe, then wait for it to poo it out to be honest.
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