Cowboy Lines That Have Been Ruined Thanks to Brokeback Mountain..

[peat moss]

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"


2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"


3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."


4. "Howdy, pardner."


5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"


10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

[hippychick]