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Thread: Wiz & Skweeky Play With Ice Cream

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    A snippet from a conversation on 29/4/03.


    wiz asks Skweeky have you got your clothes off yet ?
    <MsSkweeky> yup
    * wiz throws some rasbury ripple at Skweeky and hits her gently on the right brest
    * wiz gets the mint choc chip ready to throw
    * MsSkweeky throws some lemon at wiz and hits him in the eye
    <MsSkweeky> sowwy
    * wiz takes a blind shot and gets Skweeky between her legs
    <MsSkweeky> oh great, how do I have to clean that op now??? huh?
    <MsSkweeky> you made a mess, u clean it up wiz&#33;
    * wiz blindly staggers forward and slips on some ice cream and ends up with his head between Skweekys legs
    * Skweeky is surprised
    * wiz statts to munch ooom mint choc chip my favorite yum
    <Skweeky> hey give me some of that too&#33;
    * wiz asks were would you like it ?
    <Skweeky> erm
    <Skweeky> i like popsicles...
    * wiz says i ain&#39;t puting that in the freezer
    <Skweeky> u don&#39;t have to, i like my ice melted a bit
    <wiz> ok well it&#39;s shaped a bit like a popsicle and it&#39;s frozen solid from the ice cream
    <Skweeky> frozen solid? wow...
    <Skweeky> won&#39;t it become soft when it touches sth warm then?
    <wiz> where ? and no it won&#39;t become soft when it touches sth warm it&#39;s got a mind of its own and a builtin thermosstat it wont thaw for hours i&#39;m sure it will last as long as it takes MrSkweeky to compleate his 50km walk
    <Skweeky> mrskweeky aint coming back tonight...
    <Skweeky> where? I dunno
    <Skweeky> just, sth warm
    * wiz says give me a clue
    <Skweeky> hairy is it too
    <wiz> under your arms ?
    <Skweeky> no, I shave there
    * wiz says hang on let me lick away all this mint choc chip and i might find somewhere
    <wiz> to put it
    <Skweeky> ok, i&#39;ll just lay back in the meanwhile
    * wiz asks would you like to suck my popsicle while i lick off the mint choc chip
    * Skweeky says good idea, let&#39;s do that, can i put some strawberry on it?
    * wiz says yes you can and promptly turns round so Skweeky can cover his popsicle in strawberry ice cream
    * Skweeky covers wiz&#39; popsicle in strawberry ice cream, grins, and sucks it
    * wiz continues licking away the mint choc chip
    * Skweeky licks to, sucking isn&#39;t that much fun after all
    * wiz slowly uncovers a fury peach with a prawn sticking out of it
    * Skweeky is still licking, lots of icecream on that popsicle
    * wiz likes prawns and likes more vigorously "Skweeky starts writhing and moaning"
    * Skweeky indeed starts writhing and moaning and can no longer focus on that strawberry popsicle
    * wiz dicovers a popsicle size opening below the prawn
    Skweeky says &#39;oh my, it&#39;s made for it&#39;
    wiz inserts a finger to remove any mint choc chip ice cream he may have missed
    wiz slowly witdraws a finger coverd in mint choc chip ice cream and sensuously licks it off.

    Part 2 to follow soon hopefully.

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    *cough* Damn you Horny Bastards&#33; *cough*

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    its like porn for mr whippy
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    It just sort of happend honest.
    lol

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    OMG....... :"> :">

    Now Rat Faced, tilen76 and mrcall1969 are going to want to play that game too&#33;&#33;&#33;

    /me hides all the icecream




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    Originally posted by Skweeky@30 April 2003 - 14:19
    OMG....... :"> :">

    Now Rat Faced, tilen76 and mrcall1969 are going to want to play that game too&#33;&#33;&#33;

    /me hides all the icecream



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    You&#39;re just lucky I have a hangover today.

    /me puts his popsicle in the freezer until he gets better

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    I was sure Bender would reply to this topic. Maybe he doesn&#39;t care anymore.

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    He gave up a long time ago....

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    Cybersex(y)...?

    Whats the fun in that?
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