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    i found this on another site it's quite funny
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    News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
    wife Heather Mills- McCartney.

    Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has
    been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have
    no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"

    She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil
    as possible.

    "She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
    will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk
    out
    on a relationship like this"

    It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to
    the
    marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world
    amassing
    a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and
    subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed
    it
    is
    believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.

    Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have
    been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to
    get
    her leg over".

    Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
    cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get
    home at night and find her legless"

    Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present
    that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic
    leg
    for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a
    plane
    but then he gave her a Ladyshave for the other leg....

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    I dont get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maebach
    I dont get it.
    Yah where's the funny?
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    I actually thought it was quite good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterthefirst
    I actually thought it was quite good.
    That's 'cause you actually read it.

    Welcome to the forum.

    Read the thread title, and the first word of a few selected posts.

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