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    Lovesick swan falls in love with swan paddle boat


    BERLIN (Reuters) - A swan has fallen in love with a plastic swan-shaped paddle boat on a pond in the German town of Muenster and has spent the past three weeks flirting with the vessel five times its size, a sailing instructor said Friday.

    Peter Overschmidt, who operates a sailing school and rents the two-seat paddle boat on the Aasee pond, said the black swan with a bright red beak has not left the white swan boat's side since it flew in one day in early May.

    Oh noes we men as a species are doomed ! Story almost brought a tear to my eyes .

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    Rofl...inter...um...interbirdy secks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler
    Rofl...inter...um...interbirdy secks?

    Oh your so mean Seedler , hey pass the bird seed .

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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss
    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler
    Rofl...inter...um...interbirdy secks?

    Oh your so mean Seedler , hey pass the bird seed .


    But I do admit I'm afraid of birds
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    Kinda sad, guess his friend's just don't have the heart to tell him.

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    Stupid bird. The Queen should eat it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl
    Stupid bird. The Queen should eat it.
    y the queen?
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    In the UK the swan is considered to be the property of the crown, and the royal family are the only ones allowed to eat them.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    In the UK the swan is considered to be the property of the crown, and the royal family are the only ones allowed to eat them.
    Swan facts:
    It has been illegal to injure or kill swans in Britain for hundreds of years the offence carries a 5,000 fine or six months in jail.

    Roasted swan was a favourite dish of King Henry VIII.

    Swans can live to the age of 35, but rarely survive beyond 10.

    The Queen's swans are being stolen in their hundreds by gangs of asylum-seekers who are cooking and eating them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CELEBS
    Swans can live to the age of 35, but rarely survive beyond 10.
    That's cause the silly buggers spend their days smoking and drinking.

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