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    baccyman's Avatar n00b BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, a beautiful young woman waited on me . She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, "Compared to what?"
    She held up one finger and asked if I was that big.

    I said, "I'm bigger than that."

    Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big.

    I said, "I'm bigger than that."

    Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm about that big."

    She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, "You're a medium."

    A woman was walking down the street when she was stopped by a man who was carrying out a survey.
    "Excuse me, Madam. We're doing a survey on peoples' attitudes towards sex."

    "Really!" said the woman smiling.

    "Could you please tell me what you think of s'ex on the television?"

    "Well," replied the woman, "I think it's extremely uncomfortable, especially when you've got a vase stuck up your ass!"

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    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    I dont understand the first one, and the second. . . she's a pornstar/she has sex on television?

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    Seedler's Avatar T__________________T
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    Tsk tsk maebach...

    The first one makes fun of the hot chick, of how she's experience many different sizes in her mouth and she could tell sizes by feeling objects in her hot warm mouth. :getting a stiffy:

    Anyways. Onto the second joke. The man meant the broadcasting of sex on television, while the woman misinterpreted and thought he meant having intercourse on top of a TV set.

    There. Boy you've got a lot to learn.
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