funeral

[baccyman]

At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would like to enter the service to.
One family asked to enter to Elvis Presley's hit, "Love me Tender."

Well the day of the funeral arrived and the music was started ready for the family to walk in to the service.

Unfortunately the wrong track number was entered into the CD player, and the family found themselves walking in to, "Return to Sender."
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I had sex with this oriental woman,



and I was horny again one hour later.

[Seedler]

I dont get neither?

[baccyman]

well in the first joke the body is going back to where it came from (return to sender)

and in the second joke when you eat a chinese meal you get hungry again after an hour , so was feeling randy after an hour.

[maebach]