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Today has been my besttest day for some time
The only problem is getting drunk at home has its disadvantages...
No bar to lean on!
No ready available dry roasted peanuts!
No Dj on the jukebox!
no people that are more pissed than you are!
no woman that you look at and think, OMG! WTF! Minger Alert! (sorry mingers)
But what the fuck, I’m having a good time
hope you are too
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Kentish old lady
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I do see a minger when I'm drunk at home.
Well, used to, I've learned to cover the mirrors since.
The only time i take the covers off the mirrors is when i'm drunk.
Software Farmer
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Ah no fun getting drunk by yourself , who do you argue with ?
yeeehaw
Originally Posted by CELEBS
didn't even go to the pub the night, fyi.
I used to be a flier, now I ramble.
Hey you kids, never suck all the juice out of a tractor.
Software Farmer
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I learnt early in life never ever wank in front of a mirror !Hey wait a minute this is a serious thread ? Sorry, pardon, excuse me .
Whats a minger ?
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Example of a minger, and I don't want to sound nasty as I’m not a nasty person.Whats a minger ?
My fear when in a pub is people that look like this, it's an illness I have, if I see someone in the pub that looks like a minger I have to go to a different pub.
It just gives me anxiety, no joke.
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
Smoke weed everyday
today has been my bestest day for a long time
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But you had a bar to lean on
One thing i missed out,
No pork scratchings, damn, I've got to raid the fridge for food!
munch attack!
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
Smoke weed everyday
roll on summer
night all
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