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I can understand the need in the army for a knife, can opener and maybe a saw.
But a Wine opener, bottle opener, belt pricker, mini scissor and especially the tooth pick make me wonder about the priorities of the swiss army.
Does the Swiss Army all get a Swiss Army knife?
Rambo only needs a knife
Frog Shoulder
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Which one's the tooth pick?
Colonel
The screwey looking one, looks painfulOriginally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.
we want your oil!
yes. they all get a swiss army knife
Software Farmer
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Saw one with a usb drive , thought that was a great idea .
http://www.memoryx.net/victorinox.html
Last edited by peat moss; 06-04-2006 at 10:54 AM.
Four Star Cynic
After doing a bit of lazy research I've found out that only officers have a bottle opener, because they're drunktards who tend to avoid dying whenever possible.
Also, MacGyver > Rambo. FACT.
Frog Shoulder
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Ah, but Jack O'Neill > MacGyver.
Maeburn - Hitting another Officer is a Court Martial offence
O'Neill - I'm not going to hit you Maeburn. I'm going to shoot you.
Frog Shoulder
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Not much of a Swiss Army knife tho' is it?
A tiny blunt blade, scissors that don't work and a nail file.
Poster
I din't know swiss had an army
I thought they were neutral
Last edited by Delorean; 06-04-2006 at 11:19 AM.
Frog Shoulder
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_ArmyI din't know swiss had an army
I thought they were neutral
Taking a neutral stance does not preclude you from having an army.
The neutrality refers to the fact that they will not take part in conflicts twixt other countries. However they are free to change that policy if they decide to.
http://www.eda.admin.ch/sub_dipl/e/h...law/neutr.html
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