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    baccyman's Avatar n00b BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
    Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep.

    He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!"

    "How did you know?" he asks.

    "The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."



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    Three guys are fishing in the Caribbean. One guy says, "I had a terrible fire; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."
    The second guy says, "I had a terrible explosion; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."

    The third guy says, "What a coincidence. I had a terrible flood; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."

    The other guys turned to him with confusion and asked, "Flood? How do you start a flood?"

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    lol that was funny

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    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    I dont understand the second, so the other 2 purposefully started the fire/explosion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maebach
    I dont understand the second, so the other 2 purposefully started the fire/explosion?
    yes, and that's funny.
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