Off to join the army..

[Seedler]

So your mom wants you to join the army?

She must really hate you...

[thewizeard]

Why not

Afghanistan or Iraq are great places to be at this moment, both countries are suffering heatwaves above 45 degrees. In the winter it's bitter cold in Kabul
This will be one of your destinations or maybe even both..

If the Taliban get you first, it's off with your head, If Al-Qaeda get you, then you could end up in different parts of the universe...or maybe even a surprise guest appearance on Aljazeera television net, crying in the hands of your kidnappers, who are demanding millions for your release, before millions of viewers, all chewing pop-corn, with your Mummy and kid brother as audience. The thought will cross your mind at this stage, " Am I worth that much, will Mum be able to claim the Ransom back by the Social Security."...If you don't give a shit about your friends or family, this is the time to show it ...and join the ( British) Army......

[Seedler]

Why not

Afghanistan or Iraq are great places to be at this moment, both countries are suffering heatwaves above 45 degrees. In the winter it's bitter cold in Kabul
This will be one of your destinations or maybe even both..

If the Taliban get you first, it's off with your head, If Al-Qaeda get you, then you could end up in different parts of the universe...or maybe even a surprise guest appearance on Aljazeera television net, crying in the hands of your kidnappers, who are demanding millions for your release, before millions of viewers, all chewing pop-corn, with your Mummy and kid brother as audience. The thought will cross your mind at this stage, " Am I worth that much, will Mum be able to claim the Ransom back by the Social Security."...If you don't give a shit about your friends or family, this is the time to show it ...and join the ( British) Army......

Truth.

[Gripper]

Make sure to get a trade, not just the learning to kill people in a variety of different ways.